I Take New Years With A Grain

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?

A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job Forever.