I Take My Children Everywhere, But They

President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.

Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have Already Been There.

As Much As We Admire All The Characteristics Of A Ronald Reagan, As Soon As Something Goes Wrong, People Will Hate Those Same Characteristics.

What If The Meek Inherited The Earth And We Had To Defend Ourselves From Martians?

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!