I Still Have To Work On My

Once I Thought That If I Just Had Enough In The Bank, If I Had Enough Fame, That It Would Be All Right. But I'm A Human Being Like Everyone Else. I'm Not Exempt.

Basically, I Only Play One Character; I Just Play Him At Different Volumes.

Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.

I Can Get A Great Look At A T-bone Steak By Shoving My Head Up A Bull's Ass But I'd Rather Take The Butchers Word For It.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.