I Started Out As An Impressionist And

My Life Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Life. Me Around The House Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Dad.

Apparently Every Man Was Told To Bring Three Women With Them. Sounds Like A Ho-down.

You Might Have Seen A Housefly, Maybe Even A Superfly, But I Bet You Ain't Never Seen A Donkey Fly! Ha, Ha!

I'm 42 And The Age Of A Guy Who Has Kids, So I Guess I'm Playing Right Where I'm Supposed To Be. I'm Comfortable With That, But In The Same Breath I'd Do Something Edgy. If Someone Came To Me And Offered Me An Edgy And Funny Story, Then I'd Do It.

My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To Me If I Got No Money!