I Spent My Life In The Library

I Spent My Entire Time Reading Books And Going To The Cinema, Just To Escape.

Anyone Can Write. But Comedy, You've Got To Do Some Writing. You Get One Comedy Script To Every 20 Dramas.

The Trouble With Women? Elbows.

I'd Like It To Be Remembered As You Had Some Fun. We're Only Here [living] For Some Fun. I Think If You Learn Something, All Well And Good, But We're Only Here To Give You Some Fun. Along The Way, You May Find Out Something.

Nobody's A Criminal To Himself. I Never Play A Criminal Like A Bad Person.