I Set Out To Be A Cross

I Don't Know Why I Should Have To Learn Algebra... I'm Never Likely To Go There.

I Like Salvador Dali And Rene Magritte. I Also Like The Scottish Artist John Byrne, Another Surrealist.

[to Audience Members Who Were Arriving Late] You Haven't Missed A Thing, I Was Just Killing Time 'til You Got Here.

Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At You Sideways.

Without Arts Programmes There's Only Reality Tv, And Reality Tv Needs The Arts To Show It What Reality Is.