I Saw Uncle John With Long Tall

I Never Heard Nobody In My Audience Call Me Any Kind Of Names.

Plus I Love Tanya Tucker And I Love Country Music.

I Gave Up Rock 'n' Roll For The Rock Of Ages! I Used To Be A Glaring Homosexual Until God Changed Me!

I Got A Girl Named Bony Maronie, She's As Skinny As A Stick Of Macaroni.

I Thank God For Elvis Presley. I Thank The Lord For Sending Elvis To Open The Door So I Could Walk Down The Road.