I Saw A Door That Said Exit

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

I Am The Walrus, But Not The One You're Probably Thinking Of. I Am The Other Walrus, The One Who Is Less The Walrus In The Sense Of Legendary Music And More The Walrus In The Sense Of His Tendency To To Lie Around In Places For Too Long.

My Original Goal Was Just To Do Stand-up But Then I Became Interested In Films - Writing A Film, Shooting One Someday, And Getting To Act In Them.

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.