I Report As A Machine; I Write

Without Computers, The Government Would Be Unable To Function At The Level Of Effectiveness And Efficiency That We Have Come To Expect. . . . Today's Government Uses Computers Which Are Capable Of Cranking Out Millions Of Documents Per Day Without Any Regard Whatsoever For Their Content, Thereby Freeing Government Employees For More Important Responsibilities, Such As Not Answering Their Phones.

The Books All Say That Barracuda Rarely Eat People, But Very Few Barracuda Can Read.

Trails Need To Be Reconstructed. Please Avoid Building Trails That Go Uphill.

Alan Zweibel Is The Funniest Writer In The World. He Might Be Even Funnier When He's Naked, But I'm Afraid To Find Out.

The Internet: Transforming Society And Shaping The Future Through Chat.