I Refer To Jet Lag As 'jet-psychosis

Skiing Is Better Than Sex Actually, Because For Me A Good Round Of Sex Might Be Seven Minutes. Skiing You Can Do For Seven Hours.

I Understood Once I Held A Baby In My Arms, Why Some People Have The Need To Keep Having Them.

The Only Thing I Don't Doubt Is My Doubt.

All The Beautiful Waitresses Existed Like Eternal Responsibilities.

I Think Of New York As A Puree And The Rest Of The United States As Vegetable Soup.