I Really Have A Problem With Any

Not Everybody Is Cookie-cutter. You Just Can't Be. There Are Too Many Variables In Life.

I Knew I Wanted To Be A Performer And Do Comedy At 5 Years Old. My Dad's Wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, Was Boiling Water And She Goes, "what Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" I Said, "a Comedian." And She Laughed And Laughed Because She Thought That Was The Cutest, Funniest Thing.

Maybe I'd Be In A Different Place In My Career If I'd Had That 10-year Plan, A Lot Of People Went At It With This Voracity That I Never Had. My Only Voracity Was To Have Fun And To Be In The Mix.

Morality Is Standing By Your Friends, Standing By People When It's Not Popular. It's Sacrificing Things On A Big International Stage, And Sometimes It's Sacrificing Your Basic Comforts.

I Don't Like Surgery. I Don't Like Elective Surgery, I Don't Like Surgery That You Have To Have.