I Really Did Sneak Into Broadway Shows,

It's Okay For Me To Be Gay, But God Didn't Make Me That Way.

[producers] Took Me To Chicago At 18 To Star In A Show That Ran For Almost A Year. And That's When My Parents Said, "okay, I Guess You Can Quit Fordham." Of Course, When That Show Closed, As You Can Imagine, I Came To New York And Starved For Years, But It's Never An Easy Road.

I Have A Bunch Of Islands In The Bahamas That We Made Into This Amazing, Magical Place. And We Have These Birds; They're Trained To Do Certain Things On The Island, Which Is Awesome. These Toucans Had A Baby Toucan, And The Baby Toucan, Every Hour That You'd Look At This Toucan, He Would Change.

Reading [judd Apatow] Book, About His Background, I Think There's A Great Similarity. What Gives Him The Fire To Work Hard? He Worked Hard, Researching The Comedians Of The Time, What Touched Him About It.

You Can Feel Better About Yourself In A Very Short Period Of Time Depending On The Kind Of Magic That You Are Doing.