I Really Did Sneak Into Broadway Shows,

The Audience Likes To Be Taken On New Journeys.

I Invented Magic Stuff; It Came Very Easily. Now, I Sucked At Everything Else, But I Was Good At Magic As A Kid.

I Record That I Was Born (as I Have Been Informed And Believe) On A Friday, At Twelve O'clock At Night. It Was Remarked That The Clock Began To Strike, And I Began To Cry, Simultaneously.

I'm Really Happy That I Had The Foundations Of Knowing Where I Came From.

I Brush My Teeth With A Sonicare Toothbrush Before Every Show.