I Pledge Allegiance To The Christian Flag,

When You Make As Many Speeches And You Talk As Much As I Do And You Get Away From The Text, It's Always A Possibility To Get A Few Words Tangled Here And There.

Let Me Tell You Something. As We Were Walking Around In The Store, Marilyn And I Were Just Really Impressed By All The Novelties And The Different Types Of Little Things That You Could Get For Christmas. And All The People That Would Help You, They Were Dressed Up In Things That Said 'i Believe In Santa Claus.' And The Only Thing That I Could Think Is That I Believe In George Bush.

It Is Not Death That I'm Apparently Now Succumbing To, But The Rapid Diminishment Of Lifeforce From This Body Of Mine.

America Is Great, Because America Is Free.

I'd Like To Get Into The National Guard.