[i] Played A Little Softball, But There

At One Time I'd Been To Every Park Except Baltimore And Houston, But Can't Even Keep Track Of Who Plays Where These Days.

I Don't Have Time To Read Nonfiction.

Have Never Been A Minor League Fan.

Syzygy, Inexorable, Pancreatic, Phantasmagoria - Anyone Who Can Use Those Four Words In One Sentence Will Never Have To Do Manual Labor.

Baseball Games Are Like Snowflakes And Fingerprints, No Two Are Ever Alike.