I Own Property In A Quiet Little

People Always Expect You To Be Jumping Out Of A Rolls Royce And Being In The Papers For Drunk And Disorderly Or Sleeping Around.

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

I Was Mad At Screen Gems, But I'm Not Mad At Them Anymore.

Did You Forget? I'm A Heartless Wretch!

The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want To Hear About Bad Times.