I Only Do A Show When There's

We Got The Hot Fudge On The Bottom.... That Allows You To Control The Fudge Distribution While You're Eating Your Ice Cream.

I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show Me Somebody Naked.

Well, Sometimes We Do Actually Have To Get Up Early, But A Man Will Always Trade Sleep For Sex.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Get That One Candle On The Cake. It's Like, 'see If You Can Blow This Out.'

That's The True Spirit Of Christmas; People Being Helped By People Other Than Me.