I Never Write Fewer Than Sixteen Headlines

We Admire People Who Work Hard, Who Are Objective And Thorough. We Detest Office Politicians, Toadies, Bullies, And Pompous Asses. We Abhor Ruthlessness. The Way Up Our Ladder Is Open To Everybody. In Promoting People To Top Jobs, We Are Influenced As Much By Their Character As Anything Else.

I Don't Believe In Tricky Advertising, I Don't Believe In Cute Advertising, I Don't Believe In Comic Advertising. The People Who Perpetrate That Kind Of Advertising Never Had To Sell Anything In Their Lives

Political Advertising Ought To Be Stopped. It's The Only Really Dishonest Kind Of Advertising That's Left. It's Totally Dishonest.

Advertising Is A Business Of Words, But Advertising Agencies Are Infested With Men And Women Who Cannot Write. They Cannot Write Advertisements, And They Cannot Write Plans. They Are Helpless As Deaf Mutes On The Stage Of The Metropolitan Opera.

The Headline Is The 'ticket On The Meat.' Use It To Flag Down Readers Who Are Prospects For The Kind Of Product You Are Advertising.