I Never Would Start Writing Before Midnight

When I'm Supposed To Be Writing I Clean My Apartment, Take My Clothes To The Laundry, Get Organized, Make Lists, Do The Dishes. I Would Never Do A Dish Unless I Had To Write.

The 3 Questions Of Greatest Concern Are:, 1) Is It Attractive?, 2) Is It Amusing?, 3) Does It Know Its Place?

If You Are A Dog And Your Owner Suggests That You Wear A Sweater Suggest That He Wear A Tail.

All God's Children Are Not Beautiful. Most Of God's Children Are, In Fact, Barely Presentable.

To Lose Yourself In A Book Is The Desire Of The Bookworm. I Mean To Be Taken. That Is My Desire.