I Never Will Believe There Is Such

Stars Today Are Just Masturbation Images.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.

How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay Down A Lot.

I Started Out To Be A Sex Fiend, But I Couldn't Pass The Physical.

The Only Difference Between Me And My Fellow Actors Is That I've Spent More Time In Jail.