I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?

My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep The Ball Way From The Bat.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

Baseball Is The Most Perfect Of Games, Solid, True, Pure And Precious As Diamonds. If Only Life Were So Simple. Within The Baselines Anything Can Happen. Tides Can Reverse; Oceans Can Open. That's Why They Say, We Don't Stop Playing Because We Get Old. We Get Old Because We Stop Playing.