I Never Say I Work In Television,

I Talk, Watch Tv, Spout Opinions, Schmooze, Negotiate, Talk Some More, Play Games, And Have A Little Cocktail.

I've Been Gay Since The Day I Was Born.

I May Be A Man, But I Fight Like A Girl.

It's So Mental How I Looked In The '90s. The Fact That I Thought My Ponytail Was A Good Thing - It Was Just Terrible. Cutting It Off Was So Monumental.

I'm Happy To Be Everybody's Gay Best Friend.