I Never Made A Mistake In My

Wouldn't It Be Nice If Our Lives Were Like Vcrs , And We Could 'fast Forward' Through The Crummy Times?

If You Grit Your Teeth And Show Real Determination, You'll Always Have A Chance.

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But It Sure Makes The Rest Of You Lonely.

If I Stand Here, I Can See The Little Red Haired Girl When She Comes Out Of Her House... Of Course, If She Sees Me Peeking Around This Tree, She'll Think I'm The Dumbest Person In The World... But If I Don't Peek Around The Tree, I'll Never See Her... Which Means I Probably Am The Dumbest Person In The World... Which Explains Why I'm Standing In A Batch Of Poison Oak.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.