I Never Made A Good Movie.

When I Get Some Budding Young Comic Who'll Come Up To Me And Say, 'what Was It Like To Do It In Those Days?' I Try To Be As Gracious To Him As Stan Laurel Was To Me.

I Found Out Retirement Means Playing Golf, Or I Don't Know What The Hell It Means. But To Me, Retirement Means Doing What You Have Fun Doing.

I Do Miss The Rhythms Of Comedy. And I've Never Been Able To Perform Very Well Without An Audience. The Sitcoms I've Done Had Them. It Was Like Doing A Little Play.

We All Know We're Going To Die. We're All Circling The Drain. Some Of Us Are Closer Than Others. I'm 90, I Know I'm Closer To The Drain Than Most People.

I Sing All Day. And It's Good For You. Good For Your Vocal Cords.