I Never Listen To 'nevermind.' I Haven't

The Worst Crime I Could Think Of Would Be To Pull People Off By Faking It, Pretending As If I'm Having 100% Fun.

Humans Are Stupid. I'm Ashamed To Be Human.

If You Guys Throw One More Shoe Or One More Coin, I'm Just Going To Leave My Guitar Next To My Amp And There's Going To Be Massive Feed Back For An Hour.

I Would Love To Be Erased From Our Association With Pearl Jam Or The Nymphs And Other First Time Offenders.

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.