I Must ... Warn My Readers That

I Work As My Father Drank.

The Quality Of A Play Is The Quality Of Its Ideas.

The Great Advantage Of A Hotel Is That It Is A Refuge From Home Life.

I Lay My Eternal Curse On Whomsoever Shall Now Or At Any Time Hereafter Make Schoolbooks Of My Works And Make Me Hated As Shakespeare Is Hated. My Plays Were Not Designed As Instruments Of Torture. All The Schools That Lust After Them Get This Answer, And Will Never Get Any Other.

The Secret To Success Is To Offend The Greatest Number Of People.