I Must Have Been A Really Pretentious

I'm An Optimist By Nature, Myself, I Think.

I Want Any Excuse To Come Home. My Dad Is Not A Spring Chicken Any More. If Anyone Says, 'go Buy A Postage Stamp In London,' I'll Go And Do It.

I'm A Dual Citizen, As Are My Husband And Children. We Have Got Eight Passports Between Us; We're Weighed Down By Them Whenever We Go Anywhere.

Breakfast Is My Favorite Meal. I Cook A Big One For Everyone - Bacon And Eggs. I Own A Lot Of Eggcups.

I Guess Secrets Are Part Of The Fabric Of Everybody's Lives. I Mean Everybody's Lives, And Guilt Is Part Of The Fabric Of Everybody's Lives.