I Married A Saint - Well, A

If I Have Sex, I Know My Quarterly Estimated Taxes Must Be Due. And If It's Oral Sex, I Know It's Time To Renew My Driver's License.

The More I Go Through Parenting, The More I Say I Owe My Mother An Apology.

I'll Be Spending The Holidays With My Family. Nothing Special, Just Some Light Bickering And Biting Sarcasm.

You Know, Before I Would Think, My Cab Driver Hates Me. Now I Think My Limo Driver Hates Me.

The Best Comedy, I Feel, Comes In A Drama Because It Balances Each Other Out.