I'm Writing A Book About Siamese Twins

I Want To Do Another Reality Show. It's Based On The Mole. It's About Sexually Transmitted Diseases. It's Called "god, I Hope That's A Mole."

I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

The Problem With These Interviews Is That There's No Sarcastic Font.

Whether You Are On The Right Or The Left, Everyone Can Agree That There Are A Lot Of Outside Influences In American Politics That Are Not Good For The System. There's Just Too Much Money.

You Know You're Getting Fat When Your Socks Don't Fit.