I'm What You Call A Deathbed Catholic.

I Have A Jaundiced Eye But A Young Mind.

I Want To Make Someone Walk Straight, But I've Left My Sons Nothing But Wars.

I Only Go To Mass When Somebody Asks Me, But When I Get In Trouble I Call For A Priest.

I Collect Antiques. Why? Because They're Beautiful.

I’ve Made Upwards Of A Million Bucks In The Cops And Robbers Business.