Everyone Gets Their Rough Day. No One

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

After I Got Divorced, I Said To Myself, I Will Never, Ever Get Married Again. It Was In Cement. I Went Through A Really Rough Twenty-five Years, But It Happened Again. I Fell In Love. I Told Her, Baby, I Don't Want A Prenuptial Agreement. This Is It. Everyone Told Me I Was Nuts. Well, My New Wife And I Are Married Six Years And We Get Along Great. You Can Make Anything Work If You're Both Givers.