I'm Thinking Of Buying A Church And

A Crazy Person Doesn't Really Lose His Mind. It Just Becomes Something More Entertaining.

I'm Kinda Like Herpes, I Just Keep Coming Back.

People Love To Admit They Have Bad Handwriting Or That They Can't Do Math. And They Will Readily Admit To Being Awkward: 'i'm Such A Klutz!' But They Will Never Admit To Having A Poor Sense Of Humor Or Being A Bad Driver.

I Respect Animals. I Have More Sympathy For An Injured Or Dead Animal Than I Do For An Injured Or Dead Human Being, Because Human Beings Participate And Cooperate In Their Own Undoing. Animals Are Completely Innocent. There Are No Innocent Human Beings.

If You're Reading It In A Book, Folks, It Ain't Self-help. It's Help.