I'm The Basketball Version Of A Gravedigger.

I Spent Money, I Slept With Women Around The League, But I Always Kept My Mind On The Game.

They Say Elvis Is Dead. I Say, No, You're Looking At Him. Elvis Isn't Dead; He Just Changed Color.

I've Got To Give Larry Bird His Due; He Was A Great Player. He Knew The Game And He Was Smart.

It's Just Like We Do Over Here In America, Right? It's Amazing That We Have Presidents Over Here Do The Same Thing, Right? It's Amazing That Bill Clinton Could Do One Thing And Have Sex With His Secretary And Really Get Away With It And Still Be Powerful.

I Go Out There And Get My Eyes Gouged, My Nose Busted, My Body Slammed. I Love The Pain Of The Game.