I'm So Loud, As If I Know

When I Was 17 I Sent A Picture Up To An Agency, And Within A Week I Was In The Sun Five Days In A Row.

I Get Really Saucy After A Few Drinks. Sexy Rude, Not Obnoxious Rude.

If I Go Out With Someone I Need Them To Sit And Give Me A Cuddle Every Night. If They Don't, I Wonder If They Still Love Me.

All I've Ever Really Done Is Page 3 In The Sun, And Not Every Man Reads That.

I Think I Must Have A Super-fast Metabolism.