I'm So Happy, I Can Hardly Spit.

There Are Probably More Internet Hate Sites About Me Than Charles Manson.

I Pretty Much Preach, Teach And Nag.

Don't Put Your Nose Into Somebody Else's Laundry, If You Are Not Willing To Fold Your Own.

Do Not Blame God For Your Stupid Decisions.

If You're A Liberal, Anything You Say Is Protected. If You're A Conservative, Anything You Say Is Hateful.