I'm So Bored. I Went To The

My Kids Always Perceived The Bathroom As A Place Where You Wait It Out Until All The Groceries Are Unloaded From The Car.

Our Teen-agers Withdrew To Their Bedrooms On Their Thirteenth Birthday And Didn't Show Themselves To Us Again Until It Was Time To Get Married.

When You're Lecturing Teenagers And They Begin To Hum And Leave The Room, You Can Sense There Is Hostility.

I'm On A Diet As My Skin Doesn't Fit Me Anymore.

Housework Is A Treadmill From Futility To Oblivion With Stop-offs At Tedium And Counter Productivity.