I'm Shy, But I'm Not Clinically Shy.

Nobody Wants To Have Things Blurted At Them.

The People I Really Feel Sorry For Are All The Writers Out There Who Wrote These Outrageous Comedic Romps About A Grossly Unqualified Person Who Goes On To Become A Vice Presidential Candidate In A Hotly Contested Presidential Race. With Hilarious Results. They Must Be So Bummed.

More People Need To Inhabit This World.

Hopefully The Person I'm Trying To Create Is Just A Funny, Dour, Evil Side Of Myself That Has No Other Way To Express Itself. I Don't Model It After Anyone In Particular. Who Would Be Like That? Who? I Wouldn't Want To Meet That Person. I Wouldn't Want To Be Interviewed By That Person, I Can Tell You That.

Sometimes You're Just Interviewing Someone And You're Thinking The Entire Time, How Can I Get Through This Really Quickly? Because I Know This Isn't Gonna Make It. This Person Is Either Too Long-winded Or Deathly Boring, Or They Don't Have The Point Of View That Supports What You're Trying To Do In The Piece. Or Often People Misrepresent Themselves On The Phone - What They're Willing To Say To You Then, They're Not Willing To Say In Person.