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Just Once I Would Like To Persuade The Audience Not To Wear Any Article Of Blue Denim. If Only They Could See Themselves In A Pair Of Brown Corduroys Like Mine Instead Of This Awful, Boring Blue Denim.

I Was Not A Great Guitarist, So I Sold My 1960 Fender Stratocaster In Exchange For A Shure Microphone, Made In Chicago, And A Flute.

Martin, Dave, And I Get Together And Rough Out A Few Songs And Put Them On Cassettes For Some Reference...with The Actual Music, I'm Not Interested In Objectivity, Quite The Opposite. I Want A Solely And Totally Subjective Experience...a Lot Of Pop Music Is About Stealing Pocket Money From Children.

I Feel The Audience Has A Right To Know If Some Of The Money They're Spending Is Going To A Certain Cause, And Reassuring Them The Money Is Going To Where It's Supposed To Be Going.

If Jesus Christ Came Back Today, He And I Would Get Into Our Brown Corduroys And Go To The Nearest Jean Store And Overturn The Racks Of Blue Denim.