I'm Often Dating People, But I Don't

The Only Time I Took Ecstacy Was Years And Years Ago. It Was Absolutely Amazing.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

Do I Have More Depth Than I'm Given Credit For? No!

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.

A Good Rule To Remember For Life Is That When It Comes To Plastic Surgery And Sushi, Never Be Attracted By A Bargain.