I'm Offended Every Time I See George

The Language Of Love Letters Is The Same As Suicide Notes.

You Know, If Nicole Kidman Was A Rock Star, She'd Be Alot More Professional Than Me, I'm Sorry.

I Surrounded Myself With Women When I Was Growing Up Because I Had This Horrible Psycho Father. Now I'm Trying To Really Appreciate And Like Men More.

I Would Like To Say In Defense Of The Christian Religion That There Are Nice Things About It. There Really Are. And Marilyn Can Tear Up The Bible All He Wants And I Understand Why, But... There's Good Things In The Bible. Good Things. Like About, You Know, Not Killing People, And... You Know... Not Sleeping With People's Husbands.

If I See A Chick Playing Guitar, I'm Drawn To That Band Immediately. I Want To Know Everything, Even If It's Completely Electronic. But You Have To Really Get My Attention If You're Male. I Can't Help It. It's Part Of My Nature.