I'm Offended Every Time I See George

Real Girls Aren't Perfect, And Perfect Girls Aren't Real

Being Famous Is Just Like Being In High School. But, I'm Not Interested In Being The Cheerleader. I'm Not Interested In Being Gwen Stefani. She's The Cheerleader, And I'm Out In The Smoker Shed.

I Think Self-destructiveness Is Given A Really Bad Rap. I Think It Can Also Mean Self-reflection And Poetic Sensiblity. It Can Mean Empathy, Hedonism, A Libertarianism.

So, I Gained A Little..weight, .. Big Deal. Clean And Sober.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.