I'm Nothing More Than A Sports Slave.

I'll Be The Judge Of My Own Manliness.

I'm Very Particular About Who I Sleep With.

They Say Elvis Is Dead. I Say, No, You're Looking At Him. Elvis Isn't Dead; He Just Changed Color.

For Five Years I've Felt Like The Best Prostitute In A High-class Whorehouse. But All The Other Girls Get Paid More Than I Do.

The Bulls Talked To Just About Every Person Who Ever Met Me.