I'm Nothing More Than A Sports Slave.

For Five Years I've Felt Like The Best Prostitute In A High-class Whorehouse. But All The Other Girls Get Paid More Than I Do.

I Hate The Fact That He's Doing That, But The Fact Is That, You Know What, That's A Human Being, Though. He Let His Guard Down One Day To Me, A Friend.

Don't Let What Other People Think Decide Who You Are.

Why It's Been Left To Me To Smooth Things Over, I Don't Know. Dennis Rodman, Of All People. Keeping Us Safe Is Really Not My Job; It's The Black Guy's [obama's] Job. But I'll Tell You This: If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

My Feet Are Like Gnarled Old Tree Branches.