I'm Not Writing Great Literature. I'm Writing

High School Popularity Is So Fickle.

I've Been Accused Of Being A Minimalist Writer. I Don't Like A Lot Of Verbiage In There.

My First Book Was The Most Successful Debut Novel In The Uk Ever And Every One Of My Books Has Reached Number One In The Uk. Clearly The British Know Brilliance When They See It.

Ben Locked His Eyes On Mine For A Long Moment. Then, “how?” “how Do You Think?” I Smiled, Then Slapped Him Full Across The Face

Hiram!' Shelton Ran To Hi's Side. 'aren't You You Bleeding? I Thought She Shot You!' 'red Wine. When I Saw It Running Everywhere, I Played Dead.' He Winced As Shelton Poked His Belly. 'but I'm Not Leaping Off Any More Shelves. That Was Pretty Stupid.