I'm Not Trying To Twist People's Heads

I Love My Wife. We've Had A Few Slings And Arrows Across The Room, But I'm Not Prepared To Give In, You Know? People Say She Saved My Life, But At The Same Time, I Saved Her Life, As Well, I Think. She's A Great Mother, She's A Great Wife, She's A Great Worker, She's A Great Manager. She's Just Great.

Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like, Totally Different Than Being Drunk On A Bus.

Chocolate Thickens The Saliva, Which Isn't Good News If You've Gotta Recite Shakespeare Or Sing Iron Man. Having Said That, You're Not Supposed To Drink Tea Either But I Still Do Before Gigs. It's Not Very Rock And Roll, But It's Like A Magic Potion To Me.

I've Listened To Preachers, I've Listened To Fools. I've Worshipped The Dropouts, Who've Made Their Own Rules.

Your Bullshit Culture Licking Can't Stop The Death Watch Ticking.