I'm Not At My Best When I

I Have Three Phobias Which, Could I Mute Them, Would Make My Life As Slick As A Sonnet, But As Dull As Ditch Water: I Hate To Go To Bed, I Hate To Get Up, And I Hate To Be Alone.

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess.

They Used To Photograph Shirley Temple Through Gauze. They Should Photograph Me Through Linoleum.

I'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.

In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon As An Occupational Disease.