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We Are Fat And Sick And Dying Because We Have Handed A Basic, Fundamental And Intimate Function Of Life Over To Corporations. We Choose To Value Our Nourishment So Little That We Entrust It To Strangers. This Is Insanity. Feed Yourselves. Feed Your Loved Ones. And For God's Sake Feed Your Children.

I'm An Absolute Connoisseur Of Cheeseburgers And Like To Think That I Can Detect Even Mere Percentages Of Shift In Fat Content In Ground Meat In A Burger And Can Actually Name The Temperature To Which It Was Actually Cooked To The Degree If I'm, You Know, Really On My Game.

I'm Going From Doing All Of The Work To Having To Delegate The Work - Which Is Almost Harder For Me Than Doing The Work Myself. I'm A Lousy Delegator, But I'm Learning.

You Know We Fixate On The Food So Much Itself: “oh, The Ultimate Brownie Or The Ultimate This Or That” -- Well, Let Me Tell You Something: It’s All Poop In About 12 Hours, Okay? The Real Power That Food Has Is Its Ability To Connect Human Beings To Each Other -- That’s The Stuff Right There And, To Me, Everything Else Is Secondary To That.

I Feel Like Being On Broadway Will Convince My Mother That My Theater Degree Was Worth It.