I'm Not A Screamer. I'm Confrontational, But

The Highest Percentage Of Respondents Say That Biggest Problem In The Country Is The Government. The Biggest Problem Facing Our Country Today Is That Our Government Is Terrible. Dissatisfaction With The Government, Problem Numero Uno By A Mile.

The Republican Front-runner, Has Made A Name For Himself In The Last Months By Trafficking Prejudice And Paranoia. His Latest Insult Is His Call To Stop All Muslims From Entering The United States.

When Conservatives Crusade Against Government While They Are Trying To Be Appointed To Head The Government, I Think That's Weird!

New York Congressmen Have Recently Been Plagued By A String Of Embarrassing Scandals. Shirtless Craigslist Hunk Chris Lee, Nonconsensual Staff Tickle Monster, Eric Massa, Naked Texter Anthony Weiner, So This Guy Is Now Running To Join Those Dubious Ranks And Win The Michael Grimm Seat. And He`s Campaigning On The Promise That He`s Too Old To Be Too Gross. And I`m Not Paraphrasing The Campaign Pledge.

I Definitely Feel Like It Took Me A While To Learn The Baseline Things You Have To Do If You Want People To Hear You. That's Why I've Had The Same Haircut For The Entire Time That I've Been On Television And That's Why I Wear Literally The Same Jacket Every Day. I Keep All The Clothes I Wear On Tv In My Office On A Little Hanging Rack. My Girlfriend Calls It All The Colors Of The German Rainbow. Grays, Blacks, A Slightly Greenish Gray For The Days That I'm Feeling Particularly Festive. I'm Not Trying To Accomplish Anything In The Way I Look Other Than To Be Boring Enough For People To Hear Me.