I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

When My Wife Drives, There's Always Trouble. The Other Day She Took The Car. She Came Home. She Told Me, There's Water In The Carburetor. I Asked Her, Where's The Car? She Said, In A Lake.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.