I'm Not A Cheater. I've Never Cheated

I Remember Opening My Dad's Closet And There Were, Like, 40 Suits, Every Color Of The Rainbow, Plaid And Winter And Summer. He Had Two Jewelry Boxes Full Of Watches And Lighters And Cuff Links. And Just... He Was That Guy. He Was Probably Unfulfilled In His Life In Many Ways.

Point Me To 50 People Online Who Think I'm Super Sexy. I'll Point You To 50 More Who Say He's Old And Looks Like My Dad.

It's Hard To Describe To People How Terrible It Was When You Could Only Watch Cartoons At A Certain Time In Your Life. But No, I Would Watch All Of Them - The Warner Bros. Cartoons And The Bugs Bunnys And Then The Tex Avery Stuff. Looking Back On It, They Were So Incredibly Subversive For Their Time. You'd Think, "oh, They're Just Making Jokes And This Or That." But When You Watch Them As An Adult, You Think, "oh No, They Were Talking About Some Pretty Deep Stuff."

Time Moves On. You Can't Go Back In Time. Everything Has A Consequence, And The Last Episode Of The Last Season Is No Exception.

I Drove Around In A Volkswagen Rabbit I Shared With One Of My Roommates, And It Didn't Have A Roof. It Doesn't Rain Much In L.a., But When It Did, It Was Utterly Miserable.