I'm Never Afraid To Die. I Think

I Like To Think Of My House As Nothing More Than A Glorified Console For My Television; The Ultimate Stereo Cabinet.

I Don't Care If My Jokes Are Appropriate For A Kid.

There's A Game Called Checkout Where There's Grocery Items And It's How Much You Think The Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price Is And We Add Up Your Total, Then Your Total Has To Be Within $2 Of The Regular Total. I Don't Think I Could Ever Win That Game.

I Just Try To Get People To Laugh - I'm Not Trying To Change The World Or Anything.

I Don't Have A Bluetooth Thing On My Ear. That Bugs Me.