I'm Joe Canada, Who Never Went To

It's Really Annoying When You're Trying To Get To Know Someone And She Doesn't Pay Attention To You Because She's Obsessed With Her Phone.

I Was 20 Years Old, Working As A Roofer And A Telemarketer And Driving A Taxi, Just Barely Getting By. A Friend Of A Friend Suggested I Try Acting. I Was Like, 'why? What Am I Going To Do? Community Theater?' But I Took A Class, And The Teacher Thought That I Had Potential, So I Moved To Vancouver And Started Auditioning.

Evolved? As A Dancer? Me? I Don’t Fall Down As Much, Unless It’s Part Of The Scripted Dance. I Don’t Step On Other People’s Toes Anymore. I Think If I Started The Show A One Out Of Ten Dancer, Now I Am A Two And A Half.

I Don't Need To Be Wildly Famous For My Life To Make Sense.

I Say Eat Fast And Die Young.