I'm In Favor Of Animal Liberation. Why?

A Life Without Tragedy Would Not Be Worth Living.

I Was Once Invited To Take Part In A Heroic, Possibly Fatal Enterprise, But I Declined, Mainly On Account Of Sloth.

Art, Science, Philosophy, Religion -- Each Offers At Best Only A Crude Simplification Of Actual Living Experience.

I Am My Brother's Keeper, Says The Chickenshit Liberal. Perhaps He Does Not Realize That He Now Has More Than 2 1/2 Billion Brothers.

What Did Jesus Say To The Headwaiter At The Last Supper? 'separate Checks, Please.'